Me I want Michael Jackson!

Monday July 20, 2009
21:20

Tonight I arrived home to the enthusiastic hugs of my little, well not quite so little, 4 year old nephew. There I was thinking he was really happy to see me kumbe where! He had his own agenda! The minute I put down my rucksack he announced rather conspicuously – in his mother’s hearing – that him he wanted “Billy”, who? ‘Billy”, “Billy who?” “…uncle, me I want Billy of Michael Jackson!” aah… Beat It! Yes Uncle you dimwit I would like you to play for me Beat It on the computer! Umph, Jordan, its not a computer, it’s a MacBook …whatever old man…play the song already!

So I dutifully unpacked the Mac and played Beat It…then he wanted Dangerous… then he wanted “For Pe” that one just jammed! We went through the entire Off The Wall and Greatest Hits albums before he decided that “For Pe” was infact “Heal the World”. Now he’s here bullying me nti its not the one… infact he wanted “Smooth Criminal”… I’ve haha’d! when did pre-schoolers start knowing their Michael Jackson from their teletubbies? Dude has jammed to put on his jammies and go to bed! Does he like know MJ is …in the thug mansion with ‘Pac, Biggy, Elvis, Luther & P-Tech?

Ox.

some nigga shot Ox’s ass!
i cant believe this shit! someone went n bust a cap up in the brotha’s ass, well actually in his thigh bone. n i just found out 2day! people, this is the craziest shit ever! first Paul died then Henry almost died now Ox got his ass shot! why do people around me be getting bad karma? yeah, i had to go n make this about me…he’s in Mulago btw, ward 6C, room 20. if u go, take him some magazines, preferably with lotsa pix n cars n stuff.

damn. Ox used to protect my ass back in the day when i was much smaller n a lot prettier coz SMACk had some … weird … people walking about. i’m getting all misty eyed now but i gotta walk coz i’m using this laptop to watch movies n i’m gonna watch sumthin violent now – working thru my grief u see – so, plz go visit Ox.

thanx

Eeh Banange

UBHH!?
what went down yesterevening?
Did Sage show up?
Was some liqour poured out for DM?
What colour, n how uplifting, were the corsets worn by …er…gundi and …u know urself…?
What did i, and Cherie, miss?